Am I the only one who doesn’t get Black Friday? I mean, the stores aren’t doing charity work here. They are forever in the business of separating consumers from their cash, and Black Friday seems to me like just another gimmicky way to do that.
Think of all the hidden costs that are lurking on a Black Friday shopping expedition, and then ask yourself if it’s not cheaper to shop on other (less frenzied) days of the year.
I mean, your body is probably still processing the thousands of calories you ate the day before. It’s not often you get a day off of work—do you really want to spend it in exhausted frustration at the mall? Wouldn’t you rather just stay home, curled up by the fire with a book, enjoying leftovers?
Stores advertise their absolute best Black Friday deals. A 32" LCD TV for $299, a Nintendo Wii for $179…But 9 times out of 10, those deals are gone before you make it inside the store’s doors. You’re left disappointed, and surrounded by mediocre deals on items that don’t really excite you. You can never get those four hours back that you spent searching for a parking spot and waiting in lines.
Last I checked, retail stores are still looking out for their bottom line, not helping to protect your pocketbook. What the stores are losing in reduced prices they’re making up for in increased volume. I’m all for using coupons and buying stuff on sale, but only if I was going to buy the item anyway. It’s never a good idea to spend money on stuff that you weren’t planning on buying simply because it’s a good deal. When you’re caught up in the competitive consumerism typical of Black Friday, you’re likely to shell out bucks for items that are incredibly marked down, but that you really don’t have a use for. Did you save $50 on that KitchenAid stand mixer, or did you really just lose $100 buying the new bedding set you impulsively decided to buy but didn’t really need? (And don't even mention the $9.99 you wasted on that Snuggie for your dog.)
Okay, this one is a stretch, but there is the potential for physical harm from vying with the crowds. Chances are, though, you’ll remain perfectly intact during your shopping expedition. If you are concerned about the potential injury that could come from driving on ice, standing for hours in the cold, or having an old lady beat you down over the last KitchenAid mixing stand, consider staying home and shopping online instead.
More often than not, if an item is being sold at a rock-bottom price, there’s a reason for it. The store doesn’t want it anymore. Maybe it’s defective, maybe it’s already been bought and returned, maybe there’s a scratch on it, or a piece is missing. You’ll be so frenzied at the store that you won’t be able to do a full inspection before purchasing. The problem is, the return policies on items purchase on Black Friday are usually stricter, so you may have problems returning or exchanging. Way too many Black Friday shoppers experience buyer’s remorse after the thrill of the bargain hunt has worn away.
I don’t mean to be a total bah-humbug when it comes to Black Friday shopping. Maybe it’s a tradition in your family to hit the stores and enjoy brunch together afterwards. If you actually enjoy being with the crowds, waiting in line for hours, and stepping over merchandise (and occasionally bodies), go for it. For some, the thrill of finding a bargain is worth all of that. Just try to stay clear of the hidden costs mentioned above and you’ll end up with a lighter credit card bill while still getting a leg up on your Christmas shopping. As for me, I’ll be at home, under my covers, sleeping off my turkey coma.
Comments
Good point on the
Submitted on November 24th, 2009 by Visitor (not verified)Good point on the value/quality. A lot of things that are mass produced for large sales aren't made with the best materials.
Good point re: the bargain
Submitted on November 25th, 2009 by Jack @ Master Your Card (not verified)Good point re: the bargain bin being vanquished by the time you arrive. It's a downright bait and switch tactic. Nobody likes traipsing about a store and waiting in lines for hours and leaving emptyhanded. I bet this alone convinces them to buy overpriced crap so their foray wasn't in vain.
In Los Angeles, NOBODY wakes
Submitted on November 25th, 2009 by Len Penzo (not verified)In Los Angeles, NOBODY wakes up at 3 or 4 a.m. the day after Thanksgiving to hit the Black Friday sales. Angelenos pitch their tents in front of the stores the day after Halloween and then hire illegal immigrants to camp out there until two minutes before the stores open on Black Friday.
You think I'm joking, don't you? :-)
BTW, I love shopping at Stuff-Mart! LOL
Have a Happy Thanksgiving! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go check on my tent.
Len
Len Penzo dot Com
ps - anybody know what 1+4 equals?
I wonder if I can get a good
Submitted on November 25th, 2009 by Ryan Smith (not verified)I wonder if I can get a good deal on a tent somewhere this year so I can camp out in style next year?
Len, I'm gonna need you to
Submitted on November 25th, 2009 by Ashley BaxterLen, I'm gonna need you to stop giving people ideas, LOL! If you were where I'm at, your tent would have already been invaded by bums... nice friendly bums though... mostly...
ps - If you can add the entire cost of your T-Giving dinner, including pro-rated amounts of apple pie, you can surely master 1+4
:-)
I had a spreadsheet for that,
Submitted on November 25th, 2009 by Len Penzo (not verified)I had a spreadsheet for that, Ash. ;-)
By the way, your questions are getting harder. Now it's asking me what 13+1 is... Why can't it ask me something I know like "Who was the 16th president of the United States?" or "What is GDP of the Democratic People's Republic of Congo?" :-)
Best,
Len
Agree 100% with the points
Submitted on November 25th, 2009 by Simon Zhen (not verified)Agree 100% with the points made.
Black Friday definitely has hidden costs and yet shoppers still brave the long lines, angry people, and cold weather.
It is all about the hype!
P.S. LOVE THAT Stuff-Mart RECEIPT.